When I was living in Vegas back in 2006, my friend and I were driving in Green Valley and we passed a cattle truck. 

Oh. Also, we were very high.

So we’re extremely high, driving behind this cattle truck and my friend tells me that sometimes those trucks take cows to the slaughterhouse. He tells me this while some melodramatic piano ballad is tinkering along in the background. Feeling stoned and wildly inappropriate, I tell my friend that that truck is taking those cows to Auschwitz. And then we take the moment in, with the highness and the music and the cattle inside the truck, and then we can’t stop laughing. And it, really, is nothing to be proud of and should go straight into a PSA for never smoking weed because it makes you worse than Hitler.

THAT SAID, I received the following email from YouTube today: 

Your video H. Cows might be eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program, which allows you to make money from playbacks of your video.

The H in “H. Cows” standing, of course, for “Holocaust.”

I’m going to find out if that video is eligible. It’s probably a morally corrupt thing to do, but it’s not as morally corrupt as the actual Holocaust. 
Also, I don’t smoke weed anymore. 

And so, you know, I rest my case.